MONEY
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more
than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his
wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and
place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the
afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he
died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife
was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close
the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"
She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it
in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled
it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all
that money in the casket."
"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie.
I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote
him a check."
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