HI ALL HERE COMES LINTUMON (Tintumon's elder brother)
LINTUMON orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
LINTUMON: Make it 4 Piece I could never eat 8 pieces.
LINTUMON told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it's already raining.
LINTUMON: So what? Take an umbrella and go
LINTUMON wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry LINTUMON:"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
A Tamilian, a North Indian and LINTUMON are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Tamilian says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.
The North Indian says: "I think I can Have 8bottles of Beers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the
lie detector. "All right, 3bottles of Beers". And the machine's silent.
LINTUMON says: "I think...",BUZZZZZZ goes the machine
LINTUMON as a doctor.
LINTUMON: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.LINTUMON: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
LINTUMON: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
LINTUMON!!!!
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