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1.

Full Circle; tell me where will it end??????????

Posted by: "HASH" cmhashir@gmail.com   cmhashir2003

Thu Jun 5, 2008 1:50 pm (PDT)


Full Circle; tell me where will it end??????????

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so
lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I
have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have
class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending
my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we
cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my
wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This
week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I
have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa(boss)make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will
attend that meeting, so make arrangement


KEEP IN TOUCH
HASH
2a.

Re: pdf to excel converter required

Posted by: "Spark ." spaaark@gmail.com   spaark2006

Thu Jun 5, 2008 1:50 pm (PDT)

Hi,,
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Adobe Acrobat Reader Pro has this converter facility
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Others
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Regards
Spark

On Thu, Jun 5, 2008 at 1:09 AM, arif k <love_u_hamesha_1_4_3@yahoo.com>
wrote:

> hi,
> can anyone help me to convert or import datas from an pdf file
> to excel.
>
> thanks in advance
> .
>
>
>
3.

Air tell mobile in kerala - evil tactics

Posted by: "Nikhil Notty" nikhil.notty@yahoo.com   nikhil.notty

Thu Jun 5, 2008 1:50 pm (PDT)

Just highlightng the evil tactics by some MNC .....&nbsp;
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received a SMS from Air tell ...message is available with me for another 2 days till i delete it .. and the message says
&nbsp;
"feeling lonley?looking out for a friend? still a bachlor? now call 543216 today at only 3/min &amp; find some one special to chat with . Dial *321# (free) for&nbsp; airtelLive"
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This is similar to a typical advertisment by a prostitute in europian contries .
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How airtell can arrange frinds for bachlors .... un belivable
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and what is the free mentioned in it .... customer care number *321#
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and is the customer care the frindly chat? then its free .....(poor customer care&nbsp; lady)
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and how Airtell arranging frinds ? ans is simple .... u try to get frinds by calling 543216 , and finaly after few min u will understand u will not get a frind , but , by the time u realise that , Airtell already made the money they want ...... on an avg 30 rs ..... and thats all they want .
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and this is not only Airtell ..... but most MNC brands doing such gimmicks to make money ... using ur emotions .... fight for it ..... spit back when they try to put u as slave .... slave using ur emotions ...... emotional terrorism is EVIL .
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Regards ,
Nikhil
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4.

Tips fpr an Exceptional, Superb & Powerful Life...

Posted by: "GIRISH KUMAR. M" girish_kumarm@yahoo.com   girish_kumarm

Thu Jun 5, 2008 1:53 pm (PDT)



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Read each sentence 2-3 times. It is wonderful! And incorporate it into your daily routine.....please do.

Tips for an Exceptional, Superb &amp; Powerful Life!

1.) Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate antidepressant..

2.) Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

3.) Always pray and make time to exercise.

4.) Spend more time with people over the age of 70 And under the age of Six.

5.) Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants And eat less foods that are manufactured in Plants.

6.) Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat broccoli, almonds &amp; walnuts.

7.) Try to make at least three people smile each day.

8.) Clear your clutter from your house, car, desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.

9.) Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
Instead, Invest your energy in the positive present moment.

10.) Realize that life is a school and you are here To learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class .......but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

11.) Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a layman And dinner like a begger .

12.) Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

13.) Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

14.) Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

15.) You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

16.) Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

17.) Don't compare your life to others'. You have no Idea what their journey is all about.

18.) Ladies - Go on and burn those 'special' scented Candles, use the 600 thread count sheets, the good China and wear fancy clothes now. Stop waiting for a special occasion. Every day is special.

19.) No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

20.) Frame every so-called disaster with these Words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

21.) Forgive everyone for everything.

22.) What other people think of you is none of your Business.

23.) Time heals almost everything. Give time, time!

24.) However good or bad a situation is, it will Change.

25.) Your job won't take care of you when you are Sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch with them.

26.) Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

27.) Envy is a waste of time. You already have all You need. God provides, remember?!

28.) The best is yet to come.

29..) No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

30.) Do the right thing!

31.) Call your family often..

32.) Each night before you go to bed complete the Following statements: 'I am thankful for __________.'
Today I accomplished _________.

33.) Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

34.) Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast Pass. You only have one ride through life so make The most of it and enjoy the ride.

LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH. LIFE'S A gift.. that's why it's called PRESENT ... UNWRAP IT! Have a Blessed day
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